Procrastination truly is a detestable disease, a malicious malady, an atrocious affliction, a vile virus––oh wait, let me waste more time finding another synonym instead of actually doing my work. See how it destroys focus? Yeah, it's that bad.
We’ve all seen the gloriously aesthetic Stanley Cups toted across campus by everyone and anyone. That’s because Stanley Cups the world’s best water-bottle, EVER. Don’t believe us? Read on.
In the particularly loquacious linguist’s lexicon one may also find a combination of several appellations strung together to create a specific meaning. Chief among these combinations is perhaps “Skibidi Rizzler.”
“My dad once told me, ‘If you really like someone, being friends with them would be better than dating them. I was too young to understand then, but I think I get it now.’” As the great Instagram says, sometimes love is hard and we often opt to stay as friends, afraid of rejection. But love always comes out victorious right?
During any free time or passing period, masses of students swarm the walkways, perfectly blocking paths and hallways maze-like. This creates rather awkward situations. Do you yell at them or calmly request that they step aside? Plow straight through or go around? Is it worth getting upset about the accumulating seconds they take from your life?
Anika Bhutani '25 brings the heat in her deep roast of everybody's favorite chart-topper. Allegedly, it's the first sighting of flavor within a 500-mile radius of Taylor Swift.
