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The Monarch

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The Monarch

Brainrot, Costco Guys, and What it Means For the Future

Brainrot, Costco Guys, and What it Means For the Future

Tristan Brady, Staff Writer December 9, 2024

Brainrot. Chances are you know this term if you’ve spent any amount of time on the internet, irrespective of the platform. Originally used in an ironic sense, the term has become a commonplace. Eventually,...

Stanley Cups’ newest, Christmas coded launch of leakage-prone, lead-containing tumblers.

WE LOVE STANLEY CUPS!

Ellen Son, Laura Noel Mathews, and Ali Allarde December 8, 2024
We’ve all seen the gloriously aesthetic Stanley Cups toted across campus by everyone and anyone. That’s because Stanley Cups the world’s best water-bottle, EVER. Don’t believe us? Read on.
Sushi Without Seafood: Tane Redefines the Roll

Sushi Without Seafood: Tane Redefines the Roll

Amira Mulji, Staff Writer December 7, 2024
Who says sushi lovers can’t be vegetarian? For me, it’s one of my favorite cuisines—and Tane Vegan Izakaya proves why. In a world where sushi is filled with fresh seafood and thinly sliced fish, many find it impossible to have the perfect dish without these staples. Yet, Tane shatters expectations transforming the art of sushi into a plant-based masterpiece and delivering a jaw-dropping twist on Japanese cuisine.
Cassandra Nova in Deadpool & Wolverine

Is Marvel’s Newest Villain Their Greatest Role Model?

Ali Allarde, Staff Writer October 21, 2024
These are the exact stereotypes that Cassandra Nova rejects. She doesn’t obsess over a man that she loved and lost, and she isn’t boiled down to a flat femme fatale. Instead, she shows strength and intelligence.
It Ends with Us - a Survivor or Romance Story?

It Ends with Us – a Survivor or Romance Story?

Kathleen Daniher and Caroline Koltek October 21, 2024
Though marketed as a romance drama, the film, based on Colleen Hoover’s New York Times Best Seller, attempts to intertwine a blossoming romance with that of a domestic abuse survival story, in turn painting a potentially misleading and harmful narrative on the realities of breaking the cycle of abuse.
McRae, emanating confidence in the video for her newest single “It’s Ok I’m Ok”

Tate McRae: Not Hot Enough For the Hot Seat

Ellen Son, Staff Writer October 21, 2024
Tate McRae, a viral pop sensation once again finds herself on the musical hot seat. This time, however, it doesn’t appear as if she can withstand the heat.
Crumbl Cookies: All that Glitters Is Not Gold

Crumbl Cookies: All that Glitters Is Not Gold

Wyatt Ngai, Staff Writer October 18, 2024
As the store’s average revenue continues to drop, we personally can’t help but wonder when the overrated fad of Crumbl will, indeed, crumble.
In Memoriam: James Earl Jones

In Memoriam: James Earl Jones

Andrew Park, A&E Editor October 10, 2024
While James Earl Jones' chapter may have unfortunately come to an end in 2024, his star-studded legacy will live on forever.
Netflix Doesn't Care About Female Stories

Netflix Doesn’t Care About Female Stories

Shiloh Halliburton-Rudy, A&E Editor April 29, 2024
Rarely do we see morally complex female characters capable of vulnerability, independence, and success. Instead, we are force-fed one-note model female characters written by men.
Inclusivity Takes Center Stage: A Spotlight on Diversity at the Emmy's

Inclusivity Takes Center Stage: A Spotlight on Diversity at the Emmy’s

Cameron To, Staff Writer April 26, 2024
The 2021 Emmys came under fire for the failure to award any significant acting awards to actors of color. However, that changed during this year’s event.
The Half-Life Appreciation Article

The Half-Life Appreciation Article

Suyog Vibhuti, Staff Writer February 21, 2024
While there may be many good games on the market, truly memorable games like "Half-Life" are few and far between.
What Makes the Perfect Red Carpet Interviewer?

What Makes the Perfect Red Carpet Interviewer?

Amira Mulji, Staff Writer February 20, 2024
The ideal interviewer possesses charm, wit, and most importantly a passion for interviewing celebrities.
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