Among Us exploded in popularity in the summer of 2020 and continued to climb for an extremely long time, despite endless predictions that it was about to lose popularity. And while yes, near the beginning of 2021, Among Us as a game was no longer as hyped, it did not fade away into obscurity like many other fad games did. No, instead Among Us morphed into its final form: a cursed meme culture.

This year’s Met Gala theme is In America: A Lexicon of Fashion. It is a celebration of American designers and their inclusivity. The clothes worn should reflect upon and celebrate American fashion, though some people clearly missed the memo.

There’s a one in fifty chance of getting into Harvard. There’s a one in 2.1 million chance of getting mauled by a bear—thankfully. The chances that CW sensation Riverdale will ever make sense are...